Clever

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

iridescentoracle:

embroideredcupcake:

Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.

It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.

Andy listing Seven Wonders of the World

"Faggot"
stunningpicture:

I had to take a stand.

stunningpicture:

I had to take a stand.

zombiesrequirefandoms:

boohoo doodle by *Ricken-Art
http://youtu.be/MwpMEbgC7DA 
Not sure if I’ve mentioned it before, but this song really reminds me of Harley and Ivy, from Harley’s perspective.
I brought you daffodils in a pretty string But they won’t flower like they did last spring

zombiesrequirefandoms:

boohoo doodle by *Ricken-Art

http://youtu.be/MwpMEbgC7DA

Not sure if I’ve mentioned it before, but this song really reminds me of Harley and Ivy, from Harley’s perspective.

I brought you daffodils in a pretty string
But they won’t flower like they did last spring

luciawestwick:

The Imitation Game. (x)

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material