for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
7% cell phone battery
sherlock au where john and sherlock are in their mid-twenties. john is working at a convenience store in london, trying to start paying off his student loans. sherlock is looking to buy a package of cigarets. when checking out, john asks if he would like to by a lotto ticket….
Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.
John & Sherlock + Manhandling
#someone’s a topper
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
ten is a real bro