imagine sherlock going away to uni and he’s never actually said anything to his parents directly about the fact that he’s gay and they’ve never said anything directly to him about the fact that they know he’s gay
and mr holmes takes sherlock aside before sherlock leaves and puts a hand on his shoulder and says “your mum and i want you to know, if you meet somebody you like, it’s okay to bring them to visit. no matter who it is. it’s fine. it’s all fine.”
life is miserable. theres a box of cake mix in the cupboard but ms killjoy wont let me make it because ill probably only eat like 2 slices and then stuff the rest in the fridge.
you incognitive melon we dont need more cake
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
today on drinking with disser we present a simple drink for people who don’t give a shit about what they mix with their booze
the jim beam adds a sweetness to the alcohol burn and the georgia peach lines up w/ the juice flavor for a harmonious taste arrangement
dont put too much juice in though remember the goal is to be drunk
pls drink responsibly
Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
i like this more than i should