Clever

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

imaginitis:

sherlock au where john and sherlock are in their mid-twenties. john is working at a convenience store in london, trying to start paying off his student loans. sherlock is looking to buy a package of cigarets. when checking out, john asks if he would like to by a lotto ticket….

reversingyourpolarity:

Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

221beemine:

John & Sherlock + Manhandling

#someone’s a topper

johnnybooboo:

i lived through dozens of lonely christmases just to find you

johnnybooboo:

i lived through dozens of lonely christmases just to find you

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

moshimoshijeffyboydesu:

ten is a real bro