Clever

bbcatemypumpkinspice:

imagine sherlock going away to uni and he’s never actually said anything to his parents directly about the fact that he’s gay and they’ve never said anything directly to him about the fact that they know he’s gay

and mr holmes takes sherlock aside before sherlock leaves and puts a hand on his shoulder and says “your mum and i want you to know, if you meet somebody you like, it’s okay to bring them to visit. no matter who it is. it’s fine. it’s all fine.”

helioscentrifuge:

real talk

helioscentrifuge:

real talk

helioscentrifuge:

djdragonblood:

life is miserable.  theres a box of cake mix in the cupboard but ms killjoy wont let me make it because ill probably only eat like 2 slices and then stuff the rest in the fridge.

you incognitive melon we dont need more cake

tastefullyoffensive:

[tumbledrycomics]

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

helioscentrifuge:

today on drinking with disser we present a simple drink for people who don’t give a shit about what they mix with their booze
the jim beam adds a sweetness to the alcohol burn and the georgia peach lines up w/ the juice flavor for a harmonious taste arrangement
dont put too much juice in though remember the goal is to be drunk
pls drink responsibly

helioscentrifuge:

today on drinking with disser we present a simple drink for people who don’t give a shit about what they mix with their booze

the jim beam adds a sweetness to the alcohol burn and the georgia peach lines up w/ the juice flavor for a harmonious taste arrangement

dont put too much juice in though remember the goal is to be drunk

pls drink responsibly

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

heidmaan:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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Truly a ferocious predator.

i like this more than i should

becauseofthecheese:

letsbefoxxy:

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

Pluto will Forever be a planet it my eyes. Fuck the univerese!

Pluto is a planet in my heart