FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists
Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.
It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.
I had to take a stand.
Not sure if I’ve mentioned it before, but this song really reminds me of Harley and Ivy, from Harley’s perspective.
I brought you daffodils in a pretty string
But they won’t flower like they did last spring
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
you son of a mumford
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material