I couldn’t resist.
what kind of name is janice
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.
CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”
Anyone who works retail knows the reason supermarkets have automatic doors is because half the people who shop at them would starve to fucking death if they had to try and figure out a doorknob on their own.
"You’re gonna do great today"
That explains it!
i wanna make a fighting game with females of all body types and then maybe like three male characters but theyre super hunky and jacked and the only difference between them is their outfit and hair colour… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….
would the men be dressed really impractically?
bondage speedos and see through tops. only
this picture is killing me
Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Puttin
Putin doesn’t even try not to look like the villain from a James Bond movie.
Pretty sure Merkel pushed her..
the dear Angie never would push the queen *pffff* hehe